As we all know by now, perhaps the most loathed newsman in America has relinquished his anchor post at the Evil Eye Network after 24 years, leaving it under a cloud--invisible to him, since he doesn't get it. My brother, who's long loved to hate the guy, threw a little party to celebrate his departure. One (questionable) highlight: He'd found a recipe for a drink called the "double standard" and mixed us up some, renamed for the occasion the "dirty Dan".

Yeah, as with Ol' Stubblemug, it's been nice losing him.