I hereby post this:

And now for something completely different.

Last month my mother decided to take our household to a Minnesota Twins game which happened to be scheduled the same day as a gathering of her own natal household's (now-aged) siblings and family. Since the H. H. Humphrey Metrodome (the Humpty-Dumpty Dome, as we sometimes call it) had sold out the lower deck, we'd acquired more expensive terrace-suite seats, a first for us. We all thought they were great--but that's not my point here.

For once we were using metropolitan mass transit, in this case the new light-rail system whose Hiawatha line runs from downtown Minneapolis to the mega-mall in Bloomington, near our lodgings (and, coincidentally, on the site of the Twins' old stadium). A convenient downpour started just before we had to make it to one of the train stations. Cars were crowded with Chicago Cubs fans. After the game, which the visitors soon lost, we took a hint from a brother who'd done it before and rode a less-crowded train the short distance to where it reversed course back out toward the suburbs.

Well, someone else had evidently had the same idea. The particular someone I refer to was a disappointed, admittedly drunk and obnoxiously loud Cubs fan who happened to be situated right in front of where my mom and I were seated--and to be on the train for the whole distance--holding a little boy, whose head he'd shaved, as he explained, for "luck". At one point he mentioned that his son here was two years old and weighed "only 20 lbs." My mom figured he didn't weigh more because his dad (unintentionally, we presumed) kept him too upset. My brother remarked that the kid would likely grow to become a criminal or otherwise screwed up. (Belonging to an official racial minority no doubt would render this outcome more acceptable in some pop-culture sense.) Meanwhile Daddy showed himself a bigger loser than the Cubs, arguing with other passengers about sports, then other less-advisable topics. More than once he ranted about his plan for the next game, which was to bring a broom, break it, throw it at a certain player, and run onto the field to get arrested. Genghis freaking Khan, what a self-hating jerk!

It may be too late for him, but I hope it's not for his offspring. Ladies and gentlemen, do not be like this pathological parent. He's an example of something we need less of.

This is a belated complaint about one of the Evil Eye's hit forensic shows, which earlier this year ran an episode involving a dead US Marine corporal. When the heroes finally piece together his demise, it turns out he intervened in a crud's smacking his wife/girlfriend around. When the bad guy came at him with a folding knife (at least it wasn't the traditional stiletto beloved of on-screen punks, though this weapon has its champions--and I've even carried one myself), the corporal naturally incapacitated him--upon which the jerk's deluded woman picked up the knife and stabbed the good guy once in the front--after which he immediately & dutifully fell down.

Come on! An untrained female suddenly decides to rescue her violent pal by stabbing a serviceman, proving strong enough to drive in the blade and lucky enough to hit a vital spot--and he's out of it within five seconds! That's hardly enough time for what they'd call fatal exsanguination, or even unconsciousness from shock. Bah! (Full disclosure: I've never knifed anybody and can't speak from experience.)

My criticism may appear strange, and this example probably wasn't timed so well; but I had to get it out before proceeding to the next subject....

Those jerks.

See BS comes out (again) for the globalarmist agenda, putting on a "magazine" story dedicated to the triple canard that human activity is forcing climate change, that such change will be deleterious, and that it could be prevented by international agreements which, not coincidentally, would restrict the United States most of all.

Even my quasi-working-stiff brother had a quick comeback/reaction to this slanted sensationalism: The climatic stability we assume is normal actually came about recently, in geological terms, making agricultural society possible. As I've probably mentioned, climate has naturally fluctuated even in historical times, with real consequences for civilizations over the centuries and millennia.

Regrettably, it seems, my comments here come in response to stuff I want to criticize--like this.

The latest CSI show I saw may have been the most bizarre yet--and that's saying something. I won't go into details, but it didn't even make bad sense to me. And, with five or six "executive producers" listed in the credits, you'd think that someone would realize that the town of Sparks, Nevada, is nowhere near Las Vegas, though it is quite close to Reno--hundreds of miles away!

Now, after I've praised that sci-fi show on the Evil Eye Network, it's disappeared--without a trace, to coin a phrase--or, as my family likes to call a certain program, without a cold case.

Meanwhile my latest complaint about the Crime Scene Investigators is that the stories too often center on rare medical conditions.

New Year already, and I haven't contributed to my own distinguished blog since November!

First a necessary quote from my journal, documenting the purchase I was threatening to make and, in fact, did last month:

The weapon in question is a European American Armory/Tanfoglio “Witness” polymer .45 model, which cost me a total of $343.

OK, here's my next (unrelated) subject. Within the past few days I happened to tune in to National Pub(l)ic Radio, which I seldom hear except for news breaks on Minnesota Public Radio's classical music service. At this point several radio types/guests, whose names I didn't catch, were discussing journalism. One pompous elitist lamented how easy the Internet has made it for the ignorant masses, the uneducated, uninitiated hoi polloi, to weigh in on matters that should obviously be left to their betters in the journalistic class. Those accursed blogs! They encourage mere laypeople to spout off on any subject without the learned wizards of The Craft to interpose their filters between suspect scribes and The Public, who need to be protected from unapproved info.

Maybe I should have listened longer instead of tuning away in disgust. But there you have it: a stereotypical bad attitude from the Main["Lame"]stream Media. Can't be bothered with true freedom of expression, no Precious! I haven't even raised the part about their being unable to see their tilted forest for the tilted trees that they are; since they all lean in more or less the same direction, their slanted view appears, to them, correct.

That "sophisticated professional" ought to debate this blog's owners.

And now a rare word of praise for a TV show--on the Evil Eye Network, no less! There's this creepy science-fiction series whose emblem is a fractal triskelion--I'll leave it at that. My extremely entertainment-savvy brother informed me that it was based on a movie of the same name. Well, we recently were able to watch this movie, a cheap made-for-TV production from two or three years ago. What amazes is that the series is an improvement on the original, & not just because of better special effects. While there are still some formulaic cliches to grouse about (I'll mention just one, a single-episode cardboard senator who unfortunately looked like Frist and had a name like Coleman), the program manages to be entertaining and relatively unpredictable.

Regrettably the same network's original police-forensic show still annoys on occasion. In one episode a presumably untrained but amazingly lucky punk suddenly kills three people with a few shots from a .22 revolver. In the next, a younger woman lets an older one--who's not a criminal type--go ahead & murder her without resisting or even running, though she obviously knows what's coming, doesn't like it, & has nothing to lose. The motive sounds phony anyway. Here's a clue for anyone who runs into a similar situation--facing (again) a revolver at close range: Unless it's an old-fashioned single-action/"cowboy"-style gun, you should be able to prevent its firing by firmly grasping the cylinder so it can't turn--unless the hammer's already cocked, in which case, I've heard (from my peace-officer brother), you should get your hand/fingers in between the hammer and where it impacts. And remember: Handguns are not accurate, easy-to-use weapons.

Lest the hypothetical reader think I don't like revolvers, I'll admit to regarding them as cool from my kidhood. Having never owned a real wheelgun, I still hope to acquire one before too long. But first, since the fancy collector's Colt I bought is too nice to shoot, I'm getting a budget .45.

I once mentioned here my old acquaintance, the professor emeritus of biology. He comes up again because of a brief letter published in the Travesty, signed by the esteemed biologist and his wife--like him an Ivy Leaguer and, by his own account, at least as much the community intellectual leader as he is. He contributes columns to the paper regularly, and I consider them the best local content the Travesty has to offer.

Unfortunately the letter was political. Now, my family's long understood that their politics probably differ from ours, so seeing it's so didn't shock. But this item managed to be both offensive and pathetic; the Ivy Leaguers' eloquence somehow failed them. Here's the piece--Fisked.

GOP tax shift from rich to the poor is totally immoral

This being the Travesty, I wouldn't necessarily judge an item by its header--but:

The GOP's shift of the tax burden from the rich to the poor is totally immoral,

What shift? Are you going by partisan Democratic handouts? When taxes are reduced for everyone, the wealthier strata naturally benefit most, because, whether the system's progressive or flat, they pay more. Those whose low income kept them from paying taxes--still pay none!

and also hypocritical, given their claimed devotion to a young rabbi whose major concern was "the least of these."

Whoa there! It may be true that a majority of politically-involved avowed Christian voters, particularly on the traditional side, go Republican, but I don't believe the GOP claims to be the US Christian party, nor does it require a profession of faith from its members, even if some GOP officeholders may speak about their own faith--an activity they hold no monopoly on. (Yes, Virginia, there is a Religious Left.) And if you're alluding to the Gospel passage I suspect, then this isn't the first time I've seen the "my brethren" clause strategically omitted. I doubt Rabbi Josh cared more about people based on their social class.

For Congress to also repeal the estate tax, especially on the false promise that this is to aid ordinary farmers, would be criminal.

Oh? What law would it violate? As far as affecting farmers goes, I'll admit I'm not up to snuff on all the alleged statistics. Let's just say that I disagree with the assumption that the State is entitled to take some share of wealth from the deceased, and with the notion that it is an efficient user/distributor of such wealth. I can tell you that my family, with our decades in small business, has had to set up our inheritance carefully to avoid openings for Big Government to swoop down and seize assets.

This leads to a general observation: Denizens of academe--and I'm not trying to single out the good Professor Emeritus--often seem to think they know better than the rest of us how to run society when, ironically, their practical experience at running anything outside of a campus is little to nonexistent! In this case I happen to know we're dealing with Methodists, not Marxists, so we could argue from Scripture.

In general terms, to charge government with the duties of believers is a mistake. Government doesn't deal in--to use a favorite word of some politicians and commentators--compassion. Government deals in coercion. Don't confuse the two! It's one thing for you to donate your time, money and talent to improve your fellow humans' condition, and I wouldn't fault you for such efforts. But when the State requisitions your property, you can hardly claim that this makes you a charitable giver! The notion of the US government's carrying out your religious works, since it's not a theocracy, is fairly absurd. Rabbi Josh in fact declined to intervene in civil affairs when invited; when a guy asked him to get involved in an inheritance claim, he just said, "Man, who made me a judge and divider over you?"

Anyway, I must conclude that eloquence and scientific expertise failed here, because this letter appears a mere emotional outburst.

While I was working on this entry, who else should show up on the op-ed page but our "pal" Pastor K? His screed doesn't even deserve quoting. All he does is try to blame the US government's alleged poor response to the hurricane a month ago on the war overseas. Naturally he exempts city and state from consideration. That won't cut the mustard, Lefty!

Since then, someone else has chimed in on that page, explaining what's wrong with the original professorial opinion. Nice to see that.

Here's all I'll say for now about the current hurricane debacle:

Seems that some displaced people in New Orleans, seeking aid, got permission from someone to cross a Mississippi bridge. They found nothing on the other side but more journalists/cameras! Some of these reporters, we've noticed, weren't above questionably emoting over the victimage. What I'd like to know is--did they help anyone? Or did they content themselves with ranting at their viewers?

Here is one of the vilest proposals I have ever seen.

Bloody academaniacs.

A spirit of fairness requires me to note a sort of postscript to that business I ranted about early this year: the NYT feature on sex trafficking. I understood it might well be, to say the least, inaccurate--as I hoped, in fact, it might prove, not being motivated to wish the whole thing true. Well, I finally ran across a series of items questioning the entire Times report. Interesting--that's all I'll say.

This latest item sat on my desktop for over a month before I got around to Fisking it. I don't even recall who posted this letter from the ELCA's head bishop to the US Senate's majority leader, but it looks like a blast from the Religious Left.

April 19, 2005

The Honorable Senator Bill Frist
509 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510

Dear Senator Frist:

I am writing to you as the Presiding Bishop of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA), the fifth largest Protestant church body in the United States with a membership of nearly five million people of faith.

How do you know who's got faith?

As Lutherans, we share a common faith in Jesus Christ, a love of the gospel and, in the tradition of Martin Luther, a healthy respect for the separation of church and state.

Oh really? How do you explain cujus regio, ejus religio then? Or the state Lutheran churches in northern Germany and Scandinavia?

We are a church body deeply committed to unity in the body of Christ and to mission for the sake of the world.

The membership of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America includes conservatives, moderates, and liberals. As Republicans, Democrats, and Independents, we are all “people of faith” who take our faith seriously and attempt to live out Christ’s love in love for and service to our neighbor. Discerning God’s will for all people and creation challenges each of us individually, and our church corporately, on a daily basis.

No kidding. You got that right.

This discernment is never clear cut and it certainly is never subject to a political party litmus test on any issue. The rhetoric that some people of faith—Republicans, conservatives, or fundamentalists—“have it right” and all other people of faith have it wrong not only is self righteous, but inappropriately polarizes people of faith for political purposes.

Who said this? Did you ever notice such "self righteous" rhetoric on the left, or is it only objectionable when conservatives (ostensibly) use it?

I am not writing to express a view on the proposed rule change affecting judicial nominations, but to respectfully ask that you cease judging whether or not people have faith by how they choose to express that faith on political issues.

So when did Sen. Frist actually commit the heinous offense of "judging whether or not people have faith"? What bad, wicked, naughty, evil deed did he do?

You honor neither yourself, this country, nor people of faith by such political manipulation.

So whom do you honor with this letter of condemnation?

In the strongest terms, I urge you to use your position of significant responsibility to lead this country to a healthy respect not only for dissent, but for all people of faith.

As if dissent were a scarce commodity, or the GOP intolerant concerning "people of faith."

In God’s grace,

Mark S. Hanson
Presiding Bishop
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America

http://www.elca.org/advocacy/

I wonder what else we might find at this "advocacy" page. I don't even want to check it out.

For my next (fortunately) little rant, I quote a proverbial unimpeachable source: Myself.

Time for a little more media criticism. I'll start with a TV show I have a certain amount of respect for--the one about forensic investigators in Las Vegas...

Speaking of violence, Mr. Quincy Turpentine has another (stupid-looking) film out about idiots killing each other. Naturally the critics find it ever so awesome. Funny how the cultural left loves homicide. My opinion: Artistic dreck is still dreck.

Well, it happened: The said Mr. Turpentine got involved in this very show, directing the season finale and evidently writing some of it. He turned it into a grotesque cartoon unworthy of sitting through (I didn't). What a schlockmeister.

My latest little blast is against the (global) warmists, who might also be called globalarmists. In what should have been a legitimate scientific article, I ran across propaganda such as this:

Overall, the reports say, Earth's climate has warmed by about 1 degree Fahrenheit since 1900. In the Arctic, where a number of processes amplify the warming effects of carbon dioxide, most regions have experienced a temperature rise of 4 to 7 degrees in the last 50 years.

That warmth has reduced the amount of snow that falls every winter, melted away mountain glaciers and shrunk the Arctic Ocean's summer sea ice cover to its smallest extent in millennia, according to satellite measurements...

These changes seriously threaten animals such as polar bears, which live and hunt on the sea ice. The bears have already suffered a 15 percent decrease in their number of offspring and a similar decline in weight over the past 25 years. If the Arctic sea ice disappears altogether during the summer months, as some researchers expect it will by the end of the century, polar bears have little chance of survival.

This immediately brings to mind the question: What happened to polar bears 1000 years ago, when the earth was warmer than today? What did they do 5000+ years ago, when the earth was even warmer? And how many "millennia" of satellite measurements really exist?? It's political, folks; science is being perverted!

In response, I'd like to direct honest inquirers to a decent site such as this.

Interrupted rant, continued:

In the center of town here, opposite the touristy waterfront in front of a touristy business, stands a big, rather corny statue depicting a topless native man raising his right hand, presumably in greeting. The gesture so obviously resembles the old German National Socialist stiff-arm salute, I've long ridiculed this tacky figure as a "Nazi Indian." At the same time it seemed clear that no aboriginal American would have any reason to affiliate with Nazis. Just a few days ago I happened to catch a program confirming my guess about Hitler's attitude toward the red man: he approved of treating Indians as an inconvenience to the white occupiers, to be cleared out like the Slavs for German Lebensraum. Given this official racism, it's incredible that Blood Lake's alleged perpetrator called himself "native nazi" online and interacted with others of supposed like mind. Apparently he was drawn to an alleged organization of neo-(pseudo?) nazis who welcomed all races, so long as they remained separate. The group's name contains the oxymoronic phrase "Libertarian Socialist," suggesting it doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.

Another thing about this teen killer, which may have received less attention, is that he was evidently getting a mix of psychoactive prescription drugs: easily a possible contributing factor. Perhaps more fundamental was his family background; I've heard a little about that through back channels; whether true or not, it wasn't pretty. Then there's the question of whether anyone else was involved, still under investigation though I'm not aware of actual evidence for that.

So what does the left think of in response to Yet Another School Shooting? That's right, gun control. Well, that dog won't hunt. I don't even need to argue that subject, because it doesn't apply here. Seems Mr. Suspect brought a .22--a handgun of typically low stopping power (compare the round to other calibers some time) but perhaps easily concealed and favored by punks--to his police-sergeant grandfather's home, where he commenced his murder project. More than a month later, we still haven't heard where this pistol came from. But when he got to the school, Nutty Grandson went in armed with his granddad's police weapons.

In conclusion: This case has its own peculiarities, rendering it of little use as a typical object lesson. But I do wish to generalize on this subject, noting that it seems we started seeing these incidents in the 1990s. Why? Firearms weren't just introduced into society. Somewhere I once encountered commentary by a guy who went to high school in the '50s. He noted that students in his marksmanship(?) class brought rifles to school, stowed them in their lockers, and thought little of it. Perhaps homicidal/suicidal teens were less common then; I'll leave readers (if any!) to try figuring it out. Something's changed over the decades, that's for sure.

OK: In the interests of full disclosure, I'll admit that yesterday I picked up my first handgun (all right, first modern handgun, not counting two black-powder derringers), a fancy, expensive edition of the Colt Model 1991, a more recent version of the trusty old 1911. It's so nice, the literature recommends not firing it. Guess I need a cheap .45 for real shootin'. Still, I expect my main weapon will remain my WW-II-vintage, multi-barrelled psychoacoustic device of a type developed in the Caledonian mountains on that big rugged island off the northern coast of western Asia, evidently based on the Romans' tibia utricularis.

My rant is hereby further postponed in recognition of a great man's passing.

Ave Johannes Paulus Secundus! Ave atque vale!

"Superpope," as I sometimes called him (not from disrespect), is manifestly a tough act to follow.

Before I rant further on the subject of Blood Lake, the New York Times has given me another topic to kick around, though maybe it wasn't that firm's doing; it could have been someone else's link on the page where I was reading one of their annoying columnists, which I don't often do. The guy's tilted take on religion convinced me not to go to the second page, but this looked possibly interesting. Turns out an author's selling a book promoting his own "take on religion." As it happens, I'm not necessarily opposed to what he's preaching, which may derive from Hindu mysticism. But his marketing slants to the left, replete with references to "fundamentalism"--that f-word which nobody, it seems, wants to define. (I'm reminded of Orwell's postwar quip about another f-word, fascism, which people, as he said, didn't bother defining except to agree it was something undesirable.) This guy, a Jew who went to study Eastern spirituality (not the first such case I've known of), gives the impression he believes himself the first and only purveyor of great truth--when even in the West these ideas have been around a while. (See Ralph Waldo Emerson.) Furthermore, he comes across as making the same error he finds elsewhere: Dividing the world into "us" and "them." Possibly he just needs better PR.

I may wind up blogging for a while here on more or less a single subject: the Blood Lake "Massacre," which just occurred on the closed reservation not far to our north--and briefly knocked the USA's #1 melodramatic story out of the spotlight. Wanting to make several points, I'm not sure what to say first. As background, let me note that my family has done business there regularly for decades, though I've hardly ever been there myself.

For a Western Civ guy, I consider myself a little more qualified to opine on the subject--merely due to circumstances--than you'd expect, more qualified in fact than your average pontificating pundit. Even without these "qualifications," though, two assertions already seemed clear enough: Teenagers are stupid; and unarmed guards are easily defeated by those who are armed.

As we all know by now, perhaps the most loathed newsman in America has relinquished his anchor post at the Evil Eye Network after 24 years, leaving it under a cloud--invisible to him, since he doesn't get it. My brother, who's long loved to hate the guy, threw a little party to celebrate his departure. One (questionable) highlight: He'd found a recipe for a drink called the "double standard" and mixed us up some, renamed for the occasion the "dirty Dan".

Yeah, as with Ol' Stubblemug, it's been nice losing him.